37 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for Brave Adventurers Looking for a Quick XP Boost (August 27, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Aug 27, 2024 10:00 PM EDT

Ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod! My 10 year old son just went to his first ever Dungeons and Dragons session and I am losing it! I've been trying to get him into dnd for about a year now and he finally decided to give it a try and I was so excited! I dropped him off at one of his friends' house and then waited for a few hours, hoping, praying that he would love it as much as I did when I first played it - And he did! When I came to pick him up, he and his friends were so happy! he couldn't wait to tall me about their adventure.

His character's name is "Zorg the Rizzler" and he is a human fighter who has swords for hands! He is a brave warrior with a tragic backstory of stabbing everyone he loved (since he has swords for hands). They met at the local inn, went to a casino, fought goblins in a cave, got captured and then fought their way out! I'm so happy!  

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    OLD SCHOOL D&D BECAUSE JELLO IN THE '80'S WAS TERRIFYING
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    When your DM tells you your character's new personality changes 3 days after you picked up that questionable eerie looking sword
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    ME THE PLAYER PLOT, EXP, MAGIC ITEMS KILLING AND HARASSING NPC'S PLOT, EXP, MAGIC ITEMS
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    MY HEART DM spouting major villains monolouge DM giving info on iffy evil looking magic sword DM describing a non descript room in great detail
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    PARTY TACTICS There is a monster in the woods? Burn it, Burn it all
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    D B yourplayer saidwhat DM: You lose your balance and fall backwards. And as you land, you hear something in your bag break. Warlock, remembering he has four(4) jars of live bees in his bag: Oh no. Since you've been gone #shit my players say #dnd #rpg #submission #famous last words
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    MORTAL, JOIN MY CULT MMMMM... AND WE SHALL PLUNGE THIS WORLD BELOW THE THIN LAYER OF SANITY UPON WHICH IT RESIDES. OWLTURD.COM CTHULHU AND YOU GET A FREE MUG.
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    YOU SEE, BY DOING THAT, YOU REALLY PISSED ME OFF... ..BUT YOU'RE ABOUT TO LEARN THAT YOU DO *NOT* HAVE ME SURROUNDED, YOU MERELY PLACED ME IN A TARGET RICH ENVIRONMENT. WOWOW FACEBOOK.COM/THERIAVERSOM
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    PC's actions Consequences
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    sexhaver what if magic was real but it was treated the way music is now with different genres and like "oh youre still into conjuring? thats cool I guess. recently ive been getting into third-wave post- necromancy, it's some pretty heavy stuff" chorusofravenousangels "what do you mean you've never learned FIREBALL, it's a CLASSIC" "idk I'm not really into evocations." "how can you not be into ANY evocations?" "well, it's kind of dad magic, isn't it?" Source: sexhaver
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    DM: Make a constitution check. Player: I got an 11. DM: Okay, so you continue through the cave. Player: Why did you have me make that roll? -It's a surprise Roll that will help us later
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    failedyoursavingthrow Whenever a player comes up with a terrible plan... At first the GM is like... HAHAHA. What a dumb idea. ...and then the GM realizes it will be awesome if they succeed or hilarious if they fail. Do it.
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    THE DM LOOKS SMUG? IT'S A TRAP!!!
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    ACCORDING TO THIS... DARGIONS NOT BRINGING OFFERINGS OF MT. DEW AND HOT POCKETS GIVES YOU -5 TO ALL CHECKS.
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    Rebecca Gladstone @rgladstone91 Just overheard a little boy call rhinos 'warrior unicorns' and my mind is blown
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    OOPS. I JUST ACCIDENTALLY POURED OUT A444ALL OF YOUR DISH DETERGENT. I DON'T THINK HE DID IT ACCIDENTALLY AT ALL! INTIMIDATION With enough ranks, it doesn't matter what you do.
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    What do you call the unfair advantage undead have in a necropolis? Wight privilege.
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    What do you call a group of all Rogue players? A surprise party!
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  • 19
    How do you get a D&D player to go out with you? Girls Pirate A You ask them for a d8.
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    Why did the Barbarian try to learn lightning spells? The Wizard said he needed an outlet for his anger!
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    Why was the Werebat scared to fly outside? Because every cloud has a silver lining.
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    What do you call a mountaintop guarded by rogues? A Sneak Peak.
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    How do you know that a Necromancer is a nerd? If he lives with his mummy.
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    Why does everyone love Hit Points? Because they're the life of the party! 0
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    A Warlock threw a teacup at me... I guess I should have seen it coming from a tiefling.
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    What happens if you step on a d4 barefoot? 3 4 2 x I 2 & You take 1d4 damage. 2 +
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    Why do dragons refuse to eat paladins? Because they taste so Lawful.
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    Did you hear about the druid who could wield swords when using wild shape? I hear he had a right to bear arms!
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    Remember Vine?

    What was a Dryad's favorite social media platform? Vine.
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    Why do Paladins prefer chainmail? Because it's holey armor.
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    "Two of my players were frustrated that I wouldn't let them play as Chinese Necromancer Twins..." "I told them that two Wongs can't make a Wight.”
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    Hey guys My name is Simon. Nice to meet you all. 0 FB.COM/DNDMEMES I WILL BE PLAYING DARGO THE HALF-ORC RANGER. I SEEK BATTLE! IT'S CALLED ROLE-PLAYING
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